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Religions

These pages discuss the popular world religions. I believe in none of them.

Please read the atheism page introduction for background to this.




"Now begins the 6th of the 28 stages of meta-generation for Jessel, the Trifelge Putenard, Ruler of Kosock and the Outerlands, destroyer of the Nonsphere ..."
Adam Buxton provides an alternative "Star Wars" commentary for the inauguration of the Pope.
If you don't believe in a religion, then pretty much all its solemn ceremonies look as mad as this.




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Other old religions


Hinduism


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Buddhism



Other new religions

The religions that have been invented recently tend to be just as mad as the religions that were invented long ago.



The Mormons



The Nation of Islam

The racist, anti-semitic Nation of Islam believes that whites were created by a man called "Yakub". They believe that ... Oh for heaven's sake. Who cares.


Black racism and anti-semitism

Racism is racism, whether it comes from whites, blacks, Arabs or anyone else. One of the side-effects of the successful campaign against 20th century white racism has been a relative lack of interest in racism from non-whites, even to the extent of movies praising racists like Malcolm X. This attitude is also notable in crime, where white crimes against blacks seem to be publicised far more. For example, compare the publicity given to the vile killing of James Byrd with the vile killing of Ken Tillery. As another example, there is (rightly) a movie about the Ku Klux Klan killings in Mississippi, but there is no movie about the Zebra killings or, say, the racist Yahweh Ben Yahweh killings. Maybe there are good reasons to be selective like this. But I wish people would just admit that they are being selective.



Scientology

Xenu - "In Scientology doctrine, Xenu is a galactic ruler who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs." It's not a joke. They actually believe this.



Xenu as depicted in the South Park episode "Trapped in the Closet".
Click to play video.





Click to read the forbidden secrets of the cult.
From here.




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So what are we to make of the vast number of contradictory religions?

None has been able to persuade the whole world of its truth (or even a majority of the world). We often focus on the large number of believers in a religion, and forget about the much larger number of people who don't believe it. 4 billion people don't believe in Christianity. 5 billion people don't believe in Islam.

Science is not like this. Science has prestige with everybody. Religion only has prestige with those who believe that religion. Tribal creation myths and polytheism have little prestige among Christians. Christians rarely realise that their myths look like that to atheists.

Doesn't the sheer number of elaborate and contradictory belief systems on this page tell you something? Even just within Christianity alone, what would Christ make of this mess? Surely it is obvious that all these religions are human inventions, floating along without any standards of evidence that might knit them together.



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